June 2010
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bandsexualfrustrationblog:
I WANT TO RUB JACK BARAKAT’S DICK SO HARD, A GENIE WILL APPEAR
I’M IN TEARS
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The Office has made me cry more times than I'd...
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fuckyeahprettygirls is full of hideous men. →
fuckyeahprettygirls:
anouki:
FYPGIRLS IS NOT FOR EVERYONE. If you are morbidly obese, you do not submit to FYPG. If you have braces, you do not submit to FYPG. If you took a picture with a webcam, phone or ancient camera, you do not submit to FYPG. If you are making a “kissy” face that evidently makes you look like a DUCK, you do not submit to FYPG. If your flash is so bright that facial...
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jeremydavies:
captaincardigan:ashleytotherescue:-brittany:
A few years ago, a mother and father decided they needed a break, so they wanted to head out for a night on the town. They called their most trusted babysitter. When the babysitter arrived, the two children were already fast asleep in bed. So the babysitter just got to sit around and make sure everything was okay with the children....
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May 2010
25 posts
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Dear Dickhead,
Fuck you. For the past three years, I’ve actually believed that you like me. I mean, the way you treat me totally convinced me that we had something. You always want to be around me. You always want to talk to me. You go out of your way to do nice things for me. When we were voting who in the class is most likely to succeed, best actor, funniest, etc. you looked at the paper and said that if...
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Tasting My Paste
I’m into rock, indie, singer-songwriter, pop and piano, including:
The Beatles, Les Misérables Original Broadway Cast, George Harrison, Rufus Wainwright, Sweeney Todd, Elvis Presley, Ben Folds, fun., Lady Gaga, George Winston, David Bowie, Paul McCartney, Elton John, Christina Aguilera, Paul McCartney & Wings, Jack Johnson, Frank Sinatra, Coldplay, Queen, Panic! At the Disco, Sean...
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